It’s the question you’ve always asked yourself, isn’t it. Not ‘Where will I be in ten years time?’ or ‘Who will I marry?’, of course the question you’re chomping at the bit to have answered is which of the World’s many glorious snowy sites you most resemble.

Obviously if this quiz were about which summer holiday resort you’re most like, you would have quit the browser and started shopping for Christmas jumpers, fluffy slippers and ski goggles by now, wouldn’t you? After all, Summer is good. But it needs more snow.

Let’s get on with it before Lizzie has the chance to show you her Zante holiday snaps again. It looked too hot, didn’t it.

1: What’s your beverage of choice?

A - Beer

B - Wine

C - Spirits

D - Ginger Beer (obviously)

E - Tap Water

2: How well can you ski?

A - Better than you

B - I get by

C - I dabble in red runs every now and again

D - I literally can’t put one foot in front of the other

E - What’s a piste?

3: What’s your favourite non-ski sport?

A - Football

B - Rugby

C - Tennis

D - Golf

E - Sunbathing (go away)

4: What would you most like to do after a long day’s skiing?

A - Chill in the Jacuzzi

B - Check out the aprés

C - Sleep.

D - Read in view of the stunning landscape

E - I didn’t make it to the lifts today. 

5: Sun or Snow?

Ha! You probably thought this was a trick question. It is. Answer correctly.

Our incredibly scientific, accurate and insightful calculations have determined that the ski resort which most resembles you is…

MOSTLY As - Chamonix, France

Yes! You’re a better skier than most, which offers you great potential to explore the more ‘advanced’ resorts including the likes of France’s Chamonix! Offering some of the most challenging pistes in Europe, this lively resort will not let you down. (There’ll definitely be chance to go for a beer).

MOSTLY Bs - Corvara, Italy.

A fan of the aprés and of good wine? Well, obviously Italy had to be your choice. With some of the country’s best accommodation, there’ll be somewhere you can chill in a jacuzzi after a day’s skiing too.

MOSTLY Cs - St Anton, Austria

A big fan of the disco nap after a night sampling the local bars and clubs? Work hard, play hard is your attitude. St Anton is frequently voted as having the best aprés in the skiing World, so get booked and smash it.

MOSTLY Ds - Zermatt, Switzerland

Stunning scenery is rarely in short supply at most ski resorts - especially not in Zermatt. Reading the classics in front of some breathtaking views will, well, take your breath away. And not just because of the altitude.

MOSTLY Es - I hear Tenerife is nice in Winter?

As, Bs, Cs and Ds (I sat on the fence) - look, skiing is just awesome everywhere so pick any resort and you’ll have a great time. Better than Lizzie did in Zante, anyway. 

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